Week in review
I got kicked out of Ira Glass’s house for my glasses not being big enough.
I rememered that once, a long time ago, my old girlfriend Sylvia convinced me that paper hats were a true stand-in for intimate sex. The weren’t, and aren’t.
My childhood pocket knife (with the locking blade) has been missing for at least years. I discovered this five minutes ago.
Elliot recomends using hats instead of sandwiches to woo girls. My father just nods.
