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- Hoodie: What's your value?
- Skinny Jeans: Style.
- Hoodie: Yeah, but how?
- Skinny Jeans: We are springy, sleek. We don't get in the way.
- Hoodie: Couldn't you say that about tailored pants?
- Skinny Jeans: Yeah, but, also. We don't freaking care. We don't care, we'll be so skinny you can see the bulge, and the unflattering ass-jowl-hang.
- Hoodie: I can't compete with that.
